Lessons from a 6 year old: What not to wear to the breakfast table...


Anybody else have a place they wish their few extra pounds would go?

The few extra pounds seem to pile on where it is least needed then when you start to diet or get sick, you lose it where you need it most. 

Is it just me? Boobs – butt. That’s all I’m saying. But you’ll catch on.

When I woke up this morning, I put on shorts and a tank top (I’m always hot). 

After I have prepared breakfast, I sit down with my plate last. I’m minding my own business and I look at my son and say, “What?” He just has this sly look on his face and I’m like,“What?” 

He said, “Awkward. P-I-N.” 

I asked, “What are you spelling that for?” 

He said, “I don’t want to tell you because it would hurt your feelings.” 

I said, “Okay but why are you spelling pin?” 

He said, “You know what you spell when you don’t want to see something.” 

I said, “Do you mean TMI?” 

He said, “Yes.” 

So then I say, “What are you saying TMI for?” 

He said again, “I don’t want to hurt your feelings.” 

I said, “Just tell me, you already started.” 

He looks down and whispers at his plate, “Your shirt." 

I look down, yes I am dressed for in the house only, but I am kind of cleavagy. 

I said, “My shirt is too tight?” 

He said, “Yeah, TMI”.

Here’s the thing… Anybody else have a place they wish their few extra pounds would go? 

Get it now?