I had to help Christopher read the word Magnificent. He repeated a few versions like mag-ni-sca-fent and mag-ni-fa-skent. I said, "Okay" before my giggle started on a downward spiral to out of control.
Christopher asked me what "mind over bladder" means. I corrected him, but I said to myself, "I'm going to have to use that."
A rainy morning at the bus stop, we were using an umbrella but of course Christopher's backpack was getting wet. He said, "I can't believe I'm risking my life for my backpack." Me: huh?
"Mom there is this boy at my school and he likes Justin "Beaver". He has Justin Beaver socks, Justin Beaver pants, Justin Beaver shirts, AND Justin Beaver underwear! Isn't that so gross?"
Christopher was on the phone with Maw Maw. I know she asked if we were going to church tomorrow. He said, "I don't know. We'll see. I have this party to go to." #SuperBowl
Christopher was working on signing his Valentine’s Day cards. He was skipping the girls and I told him he had to give one to everybody. He said, "The girls won't want one of these." (Transformers cards) I said, "Well you have to give them one anyway. They might give you a Barbie card." He said, "Well that's gonna be disappointing."
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