My Cooking: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

10 Christopherisms - about my cooking


"Mom this looks gross but it tastes good." ~ Age 6

"How can fish be square?" ~Age 6

"Mom, I don't want to hurt your feelings but I don't think I can like this." ~Age 7

I asked, "You're done eating already?" He said, "Yep, I eat fast when I like it." ~Age 7 #McDonalds

"Mom, I'm only going to be able to eat this one time." ~Age 7


"Where do you get these?" (recipes) ~Age 8

"Son you're taking a long time to clean your plate." He said, "It's a work in progress mom." ~Age 8

At first bite, "Not bad." ~Age 8

"You got this off the internet? Are you sure that's a good idea? That's just people's opinion." ~Age 8


 Me: Are you ready to eat yet?

    Christopher: What's for dinner?

    Me: Leftovers.

    Christopher: No.

Here's the thing... I can assure you that there were more than 10 Christopherisms about my cooking over the last three years. These are just the ones I grudgingly wrote down.

I did willingly write down a book FULL of other Christopherisms.

Have you heard of The Christopher Chronicles?

The Christopher Chronicles is a coffee table/bedside book. This would be a great gift for:

  • Mothers, Aunts, Sisters
  • Fathers, Uncles, Brothers
  • Baby showers
  • Pastors
  • Grandparents
  • Sunday/school teachers
  • Anyone who needs a bright spot in their day - just because.

The book is available on Kindle & paperback via Amazon.

You can also purchase an autographed copy directly from me.

Click here and scroll to the bottom of the page for details...