How to Get Away with Murder...
Once upon a time in the marriage of my youth, I tried to kill my husband.
Well... you would have thought I was trying to poison him to death by the reaction he had the first time he saw that he was eating Lite Pancake Syrup.
So I did.
This past August we celebrated our 17th wedding anniversary. One day I was buying groceries and I said to myself, "I can't do this anymore." Enough is enough right?
Not sure I could really go through with it - picking one or the other - I stood at the end of the aisle and told Christopher to go get some pancake syrup.
I couldn't have been happier when he put a bottle of lite syrup in the basket.
And this is how I got away with murder.