No he DIDN'T...
I wanted to use this title, because I also have a No she DIDN'T post, about something a lady called me in Walmart.
This one is different though. It's a Monday Listicle inspired post about "Oh no, he DIDN'T" gifts from the spouse. My husband and I don't really do Valentines Day. This family of three has December filled with our birthdays and Christmas. We don't need another day to stress over what the other might want.
I have no list of ten things...
But I DO have this excerpt from another post, that has nothing to do about when I got a chair for Christmas:
It was our third Christmas and we were living in Japan. We had gone to a camera store in town and found a helpful sales guy who spoke English fairly well. It was 1998, we had our first computer and the internet so I was able to research the cameras ; something he taught me to do. Little did I know every time I made my mind up about a camera, that is the one he went and bought. He would question me about it, then I would tell him about a different camera and why it was better than the last. He says he bought and took back three cameras which resulted in me getting jogging suits for Christmas. Imagine my disappointment, that the too big jogging suits were not a gag gift.
Oh no he DIDN'T!
Here's the thing... now I just beg and pout for EXACTLY what I want or I might get something I haven't mustered enough tact to say, "Please don't buy me that anymore...."